Which Edward Gorey Book Are You?

Sun, 9 Feb 2003

The Lavender Leotard — You have been through quitea bit and although at times clumsy, you always handle yourself with grace.

South Park

Sun, 9 Feb 2003

This morning my high school buddy David told me about this South Park Create-a-Character Flash thing, so I did it. Kevin did it too and put it on his blog, so here's mine too:

What is your inner color?

Fri, 7 Feb 2003

You are blue. You are somewhat innocent, in the fact that your genius only extends to the physical world. You have a false sense of contentness. You are usually the quiet one, the genius. Everyone can count on you to help when they have problems, but you only fall short of being able to solve [...]

What’s your inner European?

Fri, 7 Feb 2003

Which Edward II-era historical figure are you?

Mon, 3 Feb 2003

Which Edward II-era historical figure are you?

Which Princess Bride Character are You?

Mon, 3 Feb 2003

I'm not entirely convinced by this. At least she's practical. Which Princess Bride Character are You?

What poetry form are you?

Sun, 2 Feb 2003

I am heroic couplets; most precise And fond of order. Planned and structured. Nice. I know, of course, just what I want; I know, As well, what I will do to make it so. This doesn't mean that I attempt to shun Excitement, entertainment, pleasure, fun; But they must keep their place, like all the [...]

Penis Rage

Sat, 1 Feb 2003

Remember kids, never laugh at your friend's penis.

Which OS are you?

Fri, 31 Jan 2003

A Pun a Day

Sat, 25 Jan 2003

Everyone must read this: Hobbits